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What is an Alpine Gremlin?
Alpine Gremlin (n): a creature dwelling primarily above tree line. Despises trash, large crowds and indoor plumbing.
Facts:
- Often judged for tying in with a double bowline, though their climbing ability is undeniable
- During mating season, the Gremlin emits a unique trumpeting, often created by blowing on a 21cm ice screw
- Many Gremlin habitats are currently threatened by backcountry waste
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