Alpine Gremlin (n): a creature dwelling primarily above tree line. Despises trash, large crowds and indoor plumbing.

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Facts:

- Often judged for tying in with a double bowline, though their climbing ability is undeniable 

- During mating season, the Gremlin emits a unique trumpeting, often created by blowing on a 21cm ice screw

- Many Gremlin habitats are currently threatened by backcountry waste